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Lela
A large number of ghost stories appeared in the novels of Zhi Monster began during the Wei, Jin, Northern and Southern Dynasties. The following are the short -story super funny ghost stories I recommend for everyone.
The short story super funny ghost story 1: Yoga After shaking a while, he felt that the wooden box was slowly opened.
The sunlight! Good stabbing the sun!
The weakly raised his hand to cover it, so as not to be injured for a long time without seeing light.
The cheers came from the ear!
people praised him without hesitation,
The master has just set a world record that was buried in the soil for 50 days.
"This is the power of yoga!"
. He was sitting on the side of the wooden box like a coffin, and his voice said hoarsely. Lords,
The crowds under the station suddenly boiled.
Since that shocking performance, his yoga museum business is booming,
and people who come here every day, ask him the true meaning of yoga.
He rarely practiced yoga now. In fact, he was annoyed by those admirers and could not sleep well ...
Is my secret? "
asked a sound in his ear whispered,
. He woke up from his sleep, and looked at the standing next to his bed. people.
"I'm sorry, wake you up, but can you tell me the secret?"
The face was covered by the shadow and could not see the face, but The sound sounded very pious.
This forcibly suppressing his inner unhappiness, trying to say as much as possible,
"You go to buy a" true meaning of yoga "I wrote, my secrets are all Write inside. "
The people seem to smile slightly,
" Master, I have read this book, but you did not write that secret Oh! "
" What secret do you need to know! "
This he was angry. It is rare for such a unrelated admirer.
This bowed with a humble manner,
"I was buried in that place like you, and they were dug out." n The man suddenly sighed,
"It's just that I can't do it like you ... you are too powerful!
can tell you to tell you to tell I? Why is it also like zombies, you can not be afraid of the sun? The short story super funny ghost story 2: gap my bedside and the wall with a gap of ten centimeters long.
It before going to bed every night, I will work hard to push the bed, close the bed and wall tightly, and then sleep with peace of mind.
You will find that there is a gap between ten centimeters between the bed and the wall.
is like the same pole of the magnet, the bed and the wall seem to maintain this distance. n I I was very puzzled, and thought that I was not honest at night, so I let the bed leave the original position.
So I need to push the bed before going to bed every night to let the bed and the bed and The wall is strict and sewn.
This days for a long time, this is almost my habit.
one night, I have insomnia. n No, so I started counting sheep.
When the number of cotton sheep was counted, I heard the sound of instigating in the gap, and I felt the bed was moving, so I lay on lying on the bed, so I lay on my lay on, so I lay on my lay on, so I lay on the bed, so I lay on the bed. Looking at the gap in the bedside.
It I saw a pair of dry hands, stretched out of the wall, and pushed the bed outward. n Who? What are you pushing my bed?
The people in the wall: your bed is made of birch trees.
I said: It seems, right? What is it?
The voice in that wall says: I hang it on the white birch tree, I can't smell the birch tree! R n In an ancient house in the city, there was a strange old lady. She lived deeply and rarely dealt with outsiders. Occasionally, she also wore a veil to cover her appearance. The old lady was a heart -hearted person, and was extremely embarrassed. She had hired a few servants in her family, but none of them could do it for three months because the old lady asked them to work very harsh, but they could give them less money. Pitiful Essence
The resignation maids also recognized one thing. The old lady is very rich and is full of valuable jewelry in the insurance cabinet in her living room. This incident is useless for the average person, but it is good news for thieves. It is strange that it seems that there has been no thief dare to patronize the house.
This, the news passed to the ears of the thief turtle, but he was happy. Turtle is a highly skillful stealing. He has never lost his hands for more than ten years in stealing this profession. In the dark night in the month, the turtle quietly sneaked into the old lady's house, and found a safe behind the murals in the middle of the living room. Just as he was full of joy, when he was ready to unlock, he suddenly blown a bleach behind his mind. Cold wind.
The turtle couldn't help but fight a chill. Looking back, the old lady didn't know when it appeared at the door of the living room. A pair of turbid eyes stared at him, holding a pistol in his hand. The turtle was frightened and quickly knelt down begging for mercy. The old lady said calmly, "Are you a stealing turtle? I have waited for a long time. I heard that you are a unlocking master. Now please open the safe." Turtle Ben stunned With the black hole muzzle, he could only take care of it.
In a few minutes, the safe was opened by the turtle, which was full of jewelry, gold bars and huge amounts of cash. Seeing so many valuable things, Turtle Ben swallowed a lot. Then the old lady handed him a leather bag and asked him to put all the things inside in the bag. The turtle was even more confused. After filming the bag, he gave it to the old lady. Go. "
This almost thought he had heard it wrong, and quickly left the gloomy house, and felt strange in his heart:" Is the old lady who forgot the password of the safe, so she called me Help her open? "However, although the theft failed, it was worth celebrating to escape from the muzzle, so I was very happy.
The next morning, Turtle heard the news that the old lady reported the case to the police and said that a large number of valuables were stolen. The turtle suddenly realized that the old lady ordered him to open the safe and took out jewelry to let him leave fingerprints on the safe and forge the theft scene. Earn a stroke. Thinking of being used by the old lady once, Gui Ben hated itchy teeth, coupled with the saliva of the batch of jewelry, he thought about it for a long time and finally thought of a good way.
The turtle brought a few deadly people, then bought a few guns from the black market, and broke into the old lady's house in a certain night. This time, the turtle was familiar with the door, and the gangsters led the gangsters directly into the old lady's bedroom. They pushed the door of the bedroom and found that the old lady was standing there for waiting for them. She still held two black things in her hand. Turtle Ben took a closer look and found that she was holding two in her hand. Grenades.
It saw that they came in, the old lady raised her hand high, and said fiercely: "I know you will come again. This year I am 87 years old and live enough. Together, let's do it. "The gangsters were dumbfounded, and the old lady went on to say," If you don't want to die, just let go of the gun! " The head surrendered.
The turtle had to put down his pistol and desperately wanted to leave. The old lady was unwilling to let them go, and said loudly, "Do you want to go? The money in it was pulled out, and the famous watches and gold rings wearing it, all of them took it down for me, otherwise I will detonate the grenade! " Holding a rat.
looking at the back of their far away, the old lady's eyes showed a mocking expression. She thundered the thunder to the corner at will. The original two were just plastic simulation grenades. The old lady bent down, picked up the property left by the gangsters one by one, and said to himself, "This group of idiots made me make a fortune again."
The turtle is back home, and his nose is crooked. He finally understood why there were no other thieves who dared to patronize the house. However, he vowed to revenge and hatred, and began to follow the old lady quietly, and found that the old lady had to go to the hospital to see the illness every week. When the old lady left the hospital, the turtle was faked as a relative of the old lady. From the doctor, I told the old lady to suffer from severe heart disease and could not withstand the intimidation.
This that surprised the turtle. This horrible old lady couldn't stand the intimidation? His eyes turned and had a new idea.
This came to the devil mountain where the devil lived, and moved the three -inch tongue to cheat, and promised to give half of the property to the devil, and finally convinced the devil to help him scare the old lady. That night, the Turtle came to the old lady's house with the devil. Just like the previous few times, the old lady wore a veil and sat in the living room and waited for him. But even his eyes did not blink, the devil then turned into a hanging ghost, and then turned into a bloody half ghost and howling, but the old mother's nerves were like iron casting, and there was no reaction at all.
The last devil was gone, and it turned back to the original shape. At this time, the old lady took off the veil and revealed her own face. This is really a horrible face. The muscles shrink, the nostrils are rolled, and the teeth are uneven. The two eyes have a greedy light. The turtle is scared and scared. I was frightened and turned to escape.
The old lady caught up with a few steps, pulled the devil's ears, and roared loudly: "You ran to my house in the middle of the night to pretend to be a ghost. Do you slip away? "The devil screamed like killing pigs:" What do you want to say, I must do it for you. "The old lady said," The guy of the turtle is a secret for more than ten years. Little, but the idea of hitting my property three times. You will now move all the property of the turtle book to me, otherwise I can't spare you. "
He returned with a large bag of banknotes and jewelry gold and silver. The old lady was finally satisfied and said, "You roll it." She fled at the turtle book and the devil, and glanced at the bag of treasure greedily, and laughed proudly. A mouse in the corner was shocked by this horrible laughter, and he ran into the feet of the old lady.
In at this time, the miracle happened -the old lady's eyes were suddenly full of fear, and they fell to the ground slowly. The old lady was not afraid of it, and she was afraid of mice like all women, so she was scared to death by such a mouse alive.
A large number of ghost stories appeared in the novels of Zhi Monster began during the Wei, Jin, Northern and Southern Dynasties. The following are the short -story super funny ghost stories I recommend for everyone.
The short story super funny ghost story 1: Yoga
After shaking a while, he felt that the wooden box was slowly opened.
The sunlight! Good stabbing the sun!
The weakly raised his hand to cover it, so as not to be injured for a long time without seeing light.
The cheers came from the ear!
people praised him without hesitation,
The master has just set a world record that was buried in the soil for 50 days.
"This is the power of yoga!"
. He was sitting on the side of the wooden box like a coffin, and his voice said hoarsely. Lords,
The crowds under the station suddenly boiled.
Since that shocking performance, his yoga museum business is booming,
and people who come here every day, ask him the true meaning of yoga.
He rarely practiced yoga now. In fact, he was annoyed by those admirers and could not sleep well ...
Is my secret? "
asked a sound in his ear whispered,
. He woke up from his sleep, and looked at the standing next to his bed. people.
"I'm sorry, wake you up, but can you tell me the secret?"
The face was covered by the shadow and could not see the face, but The sound sounded very pious.
This forcibly suppressing his inner unhappiness, trying to say as much as possible,
"You go to buy a" true meaning of yoga "I wrote, my secrets are all Write inside. "
The people seem to smile slightly,
" Master, I have read this book, but you did not write that secret Oh! "
" What secret do you need to know! "
This he was angry. It is rare for such a unrelated admirer.
This bowed with a humble manner,
"I was buried in that place like you, and they were dug out." n
The man suddenly sighed,
"It's just that I can't do it like you ... you are too powerful!
can tell you to tell you to tell I? Why is it also like zombies, you can not be afraid of the sun?
The short story super funny ghost story 2: gap
my bedside and the wall with a gap of ten centimeters long.
It before going to bed every night, I will work hard to push the bed, close the bed and wall tightly, and then sleep with peace of mind.
You will find that there is a gap between ten centimeters between the bed and the wall.
is like the same pole of the magnet, the bed and the wall seem to maintain this distance. n
I I was very puzzled, and thought that I was not honest at night, so I let the bed leave the original position.
So I need to push the bed before going to bed every night to let the bed and the bed and The wall is strict and sewn.
This days for a long time, this is almost my habit.
one night, I have insomnia.
n No, so I started counting sheep.
When the number of cotton sheep was counted, I heard the sound of instigating in the gap, and I felt the bed was moving, so I lay on lying on the bed, so I lay on my lay on, so I lay on my lay on, so I lay on the bed, so I lay on the bed. Looking at the gap in the bedside.
It I saw a pair of dry hands, stretched out of the wall, and pushed the bed outward.
n Who? What are you pushing my bed?
The people in the wall: your bed is made of birch trees.
I said: It seems, right? What is it?
The voice in that wall says: I hang it on the white birch tree, I can't smell the birch tree! R n In an ancient house in the city, there was a strange old lady. She lived deeply and rarely dealt with outsiders. Occasionally, she also wore a veil to cover her appearance. The old lady was a heart -hearted person, and was extremely embarrassed. She had hired a few servants in her family, but none of them could do it for three months because the old lady asked them to work very harsh, but they could give them less money. Pitiful Essence
The resignation maids also recognized one thing. The old lady is very rich and is full of valuable jewelry in the insurance cabinet in her living room. This incident is useless for the average person, but it is good news for thieves. It is strange that it seems that there has been no thief dare to patronize the house.
This, the news passed to the ears of the thief turtle, but he was happy. Turtle is a highly skillful stealing. He has never lost his hands for more than ten years in stealing this profession. In the dark night in the month, the turtle quietly sneaked into the old lady's house, and found a safe behind the murals in the middle of the living room. Just as he was full of joy, when he was ready to unlock, he suddenly blown a bleach behind his mind. Cold wind.
The turtle couldn't help but fight a chill. Looking back, the old lady didn't know when it appeared at the door of the living room. A pair of turbid eyes stared at him, holding a pistol in his hand. The turtle was frightened and quickly knelt down begging for mercy. The old lady said calmly, "Are you a stealing turtle? I have waited for a long time. I heard that you are a unlocking master. Now please open the safe." Turtle Ben stunned With the black hole muzzle, he could only take care of it.
In a few minutes, the safe was opened by the turtle, which was full of jewelry, gold bars and huge amounts of cash. Seeing so many valuable things, Turtle Ben swallowed a lot. Then the old lady handed him a leather bag and asked him to put all the things inside in the bag. The turtle was even more confused. After filming the bag, he gave it to the old lady. Go. "
This almost thought he had heard it wrong, and quickly left the gloomy house, and felt strange in his heart:" Is the old lady who forgot the password of the safe, so she called me Help her open? "However, although the theft failed, it was worth celebrating to escape from the muzzle, so I was very happy.
The next morning, Turtle heard the news that the old lady reported the case to the police and said that a large number of valuables were stolen. The turtle suddenly realized that the old lady ordered him to open the safe and took out jewelry to let him leave fingerprints on the safe and forge the theft scene. Earn a stroke. Thinking of being used by the old lady once, Gui Ben hated itchy teeth, coupled with the saliva of the batch of jewelry, he thought about it for a long time and finally thought of a good way.
The turtle brought a few deadly people, then bought a few guns from the black market, and broke into the old lady's house in a certain night. This time, the turtle was familiar with the door, and the gangsters led the gangsters directly into the old lady's bedroom. They pushed the door of the bedroom and found that the old lady was standing there for waiting for them. She still held two black things in her hand. Turtle Ben took a closer look and found that she was holding two in her hand. Grenades.
It saw that they came in, the old lady raised her hand high, and said fiercely: "I know you will come again. This year I am 87 years old and live enough. Together, let's do it. "The gangsters were dumbfounded, and the old lady went on to say," If you don't want to die, just let go of the gun! " The head surrendered.
The turtle had to put down his pistol and desperately wanted to leave. The old lady was unwilling to let them go, and said loudly, "Do you want to go? The money in it was pulled out, and the famous watches and gold rings wearing it, all of them took it down for me, otherwise I will detonate the grenade! " Holding a rat.
looking at the back of their far away, the old lady's eyes showed a mocking expression. She thundered the thunder to the corner at will. The original two were just plastic simulation grenades. The old lady bent down, picked up the property left by the gangsters one by one, and said to himself, "This group of idiots made me make a fortune again."
The turtle is back home, and his nose is crooked. He finally understood why there were no other thieves who dared to patronize the house. However, he vowed to revenge and hatred, and began to follow the old lady quietly, and found that the old lady had to go to the hospital to see the illness every week. When the old lady left the hospital, the turtle was faked as a relative of the old lady. From the doctor, I told the old lady to suffer from severe heart disease and could not withstand the intimidation.
This that surprised the turtle. This horrible old lady couldn't stand the intimidation? His eyes turned and had a new idea.
This came to the devil mountain where the devil lived, and moved the three -inch tongue to cheat, and promised to give half of the property to the devil, and finally convinced the devil to help him scare the old lady. That night, the Turtle came to the old lady's house with the devil. Just like the previous few times, the old lady wore a veil and sat in the living room and waited for him. But even his eyes did not blink, the devil then turned into a hanging ghost, and then turned into a bloody half ghost and howling, but the old mother's nerves were like iron casting, and there was no reaction at all.
The last devil was gone, and it turned back to the original shape. At this time, the old lady took off the veil and revealed her own face. This is really a horrible face. The muscles shrink, the nostrils are rolled, and the teeth are uneven. The two eyes have a greedy light. The turtle is scared and scared. I was frightened and turned to escape.
The old lady caught up with a few steps, pulled the devil's ears, and roared loudly: "You ran to my house in the middle of the night to pretend to be a ghost. Do you slip away? "The devil screamed like killing pigs:" What do you want to say, I must do it for you. "The old lady said," The guy of the turtle is a secret for more than ten years. Little, but the idea of hitting my property three times. You will now move all the property of the turtle book to me, otherwise I can't spare you. "
He returned with a large bag of banknotes and jewelry gold and silver. The old lady was finally satisfied and said, "You roll it." She fled at the turtle book and the devil, and glanced at the bag of treasure greedily, and laughed proudly. A mouse in the corner was shocked by this horrible laughter, and he ran into the feet of the old lady.
In at this time, the miracle happened -the old lady's eyes were suddenly full of fear, and they fell to the ground slowly. The old lady was not afraid of it, and she was afraid of mice like all women, so she was scared to death by such a mouse alive.